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Monday, February 5, 2007

“No, honestly! I really have been to outer space!!” said the crackhead after being thrown in the slammer

Astronaut Arrested For Attempted Kidnapping

Captain Lisa Nowak was charged with attempted kidnapping, attempted vehicle burglary with battery, destruction of evidence and battery.

[ - Local News]

» Posted by ALBj at 10:43 PM (ET)
Category: Idiot of the Moment


You didn’t even mention that she wore one of those astronaut diapers to avoid having to stop and use the restroom on her way to kidnap another astronaut who was sleeping with the male astronaut they both were seeing. Confused yet?! :)

» Posted by Queue
February 6, 2007 10:25 AM

Boy, those people in FL are whacked out. ;-)

» Posted by Tanner Lovelace
February 6, 2007 12:17 PM

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