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Friday, July 7, 2006

A Dangerous, but Unlikely, Situation

Told to me this evening by Andy:

You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your right side is a valley and on your left side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you.

In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

Get off the children’s carousel and, next time, don’t drink so much.

» Posted by ALBj at 10:13 PM (ET)
Category: Funny

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