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Sunday, May 8, 2005

Unit Conversion Guide

  • Ratio of an igloo’s circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi
  • 2,000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton
  • 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope
  • Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond
  • Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billygram
  • Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong
  • 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling
  • Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon
  • 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz
  • Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower
  • Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line
  • 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
  • 1 million-million microphones = 1 megaphone
  • 2 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
  • 365.25 days = 1 unicycle
  • 2,000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds
  • 52 cards = 1 decacards
  • 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 FigNewton
  • 1,000 milliliters of wet socks = 1 literhosen
  • 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
  • 1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin
  • 10 rations = 1 decaration
  • 100 rations = 1 C-ration
  • 2 monograms = 1 diagram
  • 8 nickels = 2 paradigms
  • 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital = 1 IV League
  • 100 Senators = Not 1 decision

» Posted by ALBj at 10:35 PM (ET)
Category: Funny

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