Monday, May 9, 2005
U.S. Citizenship Requirements
Ever looked at a carton of McDonald’s fries? Granted, I try hard not to frequent McDonald’s—for obvious reasons—but did you ever notice that the cartons read, “America’s Favorite Fries?”
Exactly which Americans said McDonald’s fries were their favorite?
Have these “Americans” ever once sampled fries from Wendy’s, Arby’s, or Checkers?
Did they taste hot, fresh, properly cooked samples of competitor fries instead of the not-so-hot, half-hour old, unsalted fries that pollsters will serve in order to ensure people think “their” product tastes the best?
Since I already just posted about a stupid law suit, how stupid a law suit would it be if I sued the McDonald’s corporation for insinuating that I’m not an American?
McDonald’s fries aren’t my favorite, so does that mean, in McDonald’s eyes, I’m not American? Sure, I like their fries, but they aren’t my favorite—by a long shot.
» Posted by ALBj at 08:30 PM (ET)
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