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Friday, January 7, 2005

Jesus’ Race and Nationality

A little something to think about, courtesy of Andy (via a local DJ’s web site).

There were three good arguments that Jesus was Black:

  1. He called everyone “brother”
  2. He liked Gospel
  3. He couldn’t get a fair trial

But then there were three equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

  1. He went into His Father’s business
  2. He lived at home until He was 33
  3. He was sure His mother was a virgin and His mother was sure He was God

But then there were three equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

  1. He talked with His hands
  2. He had wine with every meal
  3. He used olive oil

But then there were three equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:

  1. He never cut His hair
  2. He walked around barefoot all the time
  3. He started a new religion

But then there were three equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

  1. He never got married
  2. He was always telling stories
  3. He loved green pastures

But the most compelling evidence of all—three proofs that Jesus was a woman:

  1. He fed a crowd at a moment’s notice when there was no food
  2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn’t get it
  3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was more work to do

» Posted by ALBj at 11:59 PM (ET)
Category: Funny

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