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Thursday, December 23, 2004

The Web Song

I know this makes some references that date it a good many years, but it’s still funny:

(Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)

Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,
From my mouth, drool is glist’nin’,
I’m happy—although
My boss let me go—
Happily addicted to the web.

All night long, I sit clicking,
Unaware time is ticking,
There’s beard on my cheek,
Same clothes for a week,
Happily addicted to the web.

Friends come by; they shake me, Saying, “Yo, man!
Don’t you know tonight’s the senior prom?”
With a listless shrug, I mutter, “No, man;
I just discovered MTV-dot-com!”

I don’t phone, don’t send faxes,
Don’t go out, don’t pay taxes,
Who cares if someday
They drag me away?
I’m happily addicted to the web!

Happily addicted to the web…
Happily addicted to the web…

Have a KüL Yule, everybody!

» Posted by ALBj at 10:27 AM (ET)
Category: Funny


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