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Saturday, June 26, 2004

The Reason I Never Buy Into a Raffle

Susan Peaco shared this one with me.

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A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.

The next day, the farmer drove up and said, “Sorry, son, but I have some bad news; the donkey died.”

Kenny replied, “Well then, just give me my money back.”

The farmer said, “Can’t do that. I went and spent it already.”

Kenny said, “Okay then, just unload the donkey.”

The farmer asked, “What ya gonna do with him?”

Kenny, “I’m going to raffle him off.”

Farmer, “You can’t raffle off a dead donkey!”

Kenny, “Sure I can. Watch me. I just won’t tell anybody he is dead.”

A month later, the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, “What happened with that dead donkey?”

Kenny, “I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $898.00.”

Farmer, “Didn’t anyone complain?”

Kenny, “Just the guy who won, so I gave him his two dollars back.”

Kenny grew up and eventually became the chairman of Enron.

» Posted by ALBj at 10:12 PM (ET)
Category: Funny

Comments

Parlez vous francaise?

» Posted by hentai
October 1, 2005 05:53 PM

Seulement quel AltaVista peut traduire pour moi.

» Posted by Lee Bennett
October 1, 2005 06:52 PM

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